HM
exit
slam dunk me into the nearest trash can

dysfunctional and dangerous

rrhaella:

Seven videogames: 𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕝 [3/7]

Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. 
You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting REVENGE! Luckily, I’m a bigger person than that. I’m happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we’ve got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don’t have the actuarial tables in front of me. 

rrhaella:

Seven videogames𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕝 [3/7]

Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.

You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting REVENGE! Luckily, I’m a bigger person than that. I’m happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we’ve got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don’t have the actuarial tables in front of me. 

commanderspock:

overaaalls

Didn’t want to add more details. So I added light effects and stuff instead.

commanderspock:

overaaalls

Didn’t want to add more details. So I added light effects and stuff instead.

Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now. In order to escape, we’re gonna have to go through her chamber, and she will probably kill us.

GLaDOS:That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid.
GLaDOS:That's not me talking, it's right here in your file
GLaDOS:On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid.
GLaDOS:Well, what does a neck-bearded engineer know about fashion? He probably-
GLaDOS:Oh, wait, it's a she
GLaDOS:Still, what does she know?
GLaDOS:Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree
GLaDOS:in fashion
GLaDOS:from France