You've Seen Me

theongreyjoy:


But i’m a villain. And villains don’t get happy endings.

i am so not sorry i don’tlike divergent

ygrittesnow:

#I’m not saying kit’s the owner of the jonsnow url #but he’s clearly the owner of the jonsnow url

EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THE VENEFICAS AMERICANA SERIES RIGHT NOW

GO

AND JUST

CRY RAINBOWS AND PUKE KITTENS

IT’S THAT GOOD

YOU WILL REGRET IT ALSO BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU COULD COME UP WITH THIS AWESOME SHIT AND WRITE LIKE HOBSON DOES

AND YOU’LL JUST BE SAD AND WANTING FOREVER

SO DON’T READ IT

BUT DO

If you haven’t read fma then how r u…?

rosesollux:

Reasons why Gravity Falls is a fucking amazing show and everyone should watch it immediately.

#WRITING JOKES FOR CARTOONS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SLEEP

I REALLY NEED TO CATCH UP WITH KORRA

adamusprime:

the year is 1434

henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out

two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”

“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”

For now on balls and dicks are stones and bones.

american gods by Crossfire. on Flickr.

fuckyeahgethinanthony:

…knights of summer.