i am so not sorry i don’tlike divergent
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THE VENEFICAS AMERICANA SERIES RIGHT NOW
CRY RAINBOWS AND PUKE KITTENS
IT’S THAT GOOD
YOU WILL REGRET IT ALSO BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU COULD COME UP WITH THIS AWESOME SHIT AND WRITE LIKE HOBSON DOES
AND YOU’LL JUST BE SAD AND WANTING FOREVER
SO DON’T READ IT
If you haven’t read fma then how r u…?
Reasons why Gravity Falls is a fucking amazing show and everyone should watch it immediately.
I REALLY NEED TO CATCH UP WITH KORRA
the year is 1434
henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out
two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”
“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”
For now on balls and dicks are stones and bones.