Reading
American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Other random books people give me but idk.
watching
Outlander, Parks and Recreation, other things??
playing
The Walking Dead Game, forever playing The Last of Us and Uncharted
slaying
currently slaying you bc you're looking at my updates ah yea boi
saying
Today my boss told me he broke up with his girlfriend of five years and I thought he was joking because, he LOVES her and usually he lies to me about everything so I never believe him, so I was like I'm telling the first person who comes out of the bathroom and ENDS UP THAT HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND I'M A TOTAL ASSHOLE WHO TOLD SOMEONE AND WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.

“Well, I thought he (Walt Disney) hired me because I was such a great singer and dancer. As it turns out, he had heard me in an interview talking about what was happening to family entertainment. I was decrying the fact that it seemed like no holds were barred anymore in entertainment… He knew about the ‘Van Dyke Show’ about our little sitcom, but that’s why he called me in, because I said something he agreed with. And I got the part.” Dick Van Dyke