HM
exit
slam dunk me into the nearest trash can

dysfunctional and dangerous

Wes Anderson’s “Star Wars: Episode VII” Audition Tape [x]

conangifs:

You knew it was coming.

Joseph: Conan, I love the beard.
Conan: You like the beard, you’re pro-beard.
Conan: He’s coming May 2nd, what are you gonna do to stop him?
Joseph: I’m gonna stop him. You won’t see me. I have a bit of a Ninja approach. But I can promise you, that razor will not reach your face.
Conan: Wow, this is incredible. I’ve got major Hollywood players fighting over my face. This is a dream I’ve had for years.