Joseph: Conan, I love the beard. Conan: You like the beard, you’re pro-beard. Conan: He’s coming May 2nd, what are you gonna do to stop him? Joseph: I’m gonna stop him. You won’t see me. I have a bit of a Ninja approach. But I can promise you, that razor will not reach your face. Conan: Wow, this is incredible. I’ve got major Hollywood players fighting over my face. This is a dream I’ve had for years.