American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Other random books people give me but idk.
Outlander, Parks and Recreation, other things??
The Walking Dead Game, forever playing The Last of Us and Uncharted
currently slaying you bc you're looking at my updates ah yea boi
Today my boss told me he broke up with his girlfriend of five years and I thought he was joking because, he LOVES her and usually he lies to me about everything so I never believe him, so I was like I'm telling the first person who comes out of the bathroom and ENDS UP THAT HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND I'M A TOTAL ASSHOLE WHO TOLD SOMEONE AND WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.

so today i got pulled over for making a left turn

a legal left turn

like i saw the cop sitting and was like oh look a cop and then I made a turn and then he pulled me over and was gonna give me a ticket because






he said that I didn’t leave enough room for oncoming traffic

but I was like….it’s a judgement call? And that I didn’t understand why I was getting a citation? because IT WAS A LEGAL LEFT TURN AND I DIDN’T DISRUPT TRAFFIC OR ANYTHiNG