You've Seen Me

Honestly, nothing feels better when you’re given free dessert or a drink or like a dollar off anything for just being you.

kakuzu:

ahh yes there we go.

my legs aren’t white.

they’re transparent.

NO GOD NO WHY

OMG

NO

FAIR

WHY

UGH

I HATE THIS SHOW

so today i got pulled over for making a left turn

a legal left turn

like i saw the cop sitting and was like oh look a cop and then I made a turn and then he pulled me over and was gonna give me a ticket because

i

made

a

left

turn

he said that I didn’t leave enough room for oncoming traffic

but I was like….it’s a judgement call? And that I didn’t understand why I was getting a citation? because IT WAS A LEGAL LEFT TURN AND I DIDN’T DISRUPT TRAFFIC OR ANYTHiNG

things you learn from the TV show Rome: stringed up dead bodies make a good raft.

So I set the world on fire

every time jesse cries part of my soul crumbles away and i feel like the most horrible person in the entire universe

that awkward moment when you realize that your friend has been dating the guy who did the voice of Mac in The House of Imaginary Friends.

don’t see abraham lincoln: vampire hunter unless you want to, like, have a good awkward laugh.

BUT BRIENNE DID YOU SEE BRIENNE

today in 355

kid1: So what are we suppose to do?
kid2: Discuss our drafts.
kid3: Okay--
caitlin: want to hear something funny?
kid2: Okay.
caitlin: MY HOUSE CAUGHT ON FIRE YESTERDAY.