Honestly, nothing feels better when you’re given free dessert or a drink or like a dollar off anything for just being you.
my legs aren’t white.
NO GOD NO WHY
I HATE THIS SHOW
so today i got pulled over for making a left turn
a legal left turn
like i saw the cop sitting and was like oh look a cop and then I made a turn and then he pulled me over and was gonna give me a ticket because
he said that I didn’t leave enough room for oncoming traffic
but I was like….it’s a judgement call? And that I didn’t understand why I was getting a citation? because IT WAS A LEGAL LEFT TURN AND I DIDN’T DISRUPT TRAFFIC OR ANYTHiNG
things you learn from the TV show Rome: stringed up dead bodies make a good raft.
every time jesse cries part of my soul crumbles away and i feel like the most horrible person in the entire universe
that awkward moment when you realize that your friend has been dating the guy who did the voice of Mac in The House of Imaginary Friends.
don’t see abraham lincoln: vampire hunter unless you want to, like, have a good awkward laugh.
BUT BRIENNE DID YOU SEE BRIENNE