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Caitlin. 24. Occupation: figuring it out. Currently writing a novel. Owns a cat and three dogs.
  1. Hamlet: You read my journal?
  2. Horatio: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

everydaylouie:

cookin’ up trouble

falconiesauto:

Cute big sweater avatar babies!!

complajn:

this is what changed their mind

paleocat:

asjdlkfjsd

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

ohawkguy:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

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the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

kaijuborn:

HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN

70 days left

Witches
"I myself have seen this woman draw the stars from the sky; she diverts the course of a fast-flowing river with her incantations; her voice makes the earth gape, it lures the spirits from the tombs, send the bones tumbling from the dying pyre. At her behest, the sad clouds scatter; at her behest, snow falls from a summer’s sky."