American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Other random books people give me but idk.
Outlander, Parks and Recreation, other things??
The Walking Dead Game, forever playing The Last of Us and Uncharted
currently slaying you bc you're looking at my updates ah yea boi
Today my boss told me he broke up with his girlfriend of five years and I thought he was joking because, he LOVES her and usually he lies to me about everything so I never believe him, so I was like I'm telling the first person who comes out of the bathroom and ENDS UP THAT HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND I'M A TOTAL ASSHOLE WHO TOLD SOMEONE AND WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
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