HM
exit
slam dunk me into the nearest trash can

dysfunctional and dangerous

You were fun for like ten minutes and then you became a chore once you peed and pooped on my floor and decided to wedge yourself between my bed frame and mattress leaving me wondering where the fuck you went for like five horrible minutes. 

But you’re still cute. I hate you.

You were fun for like ten minutes and then you became a chore once you peed and pooped on my floor and decided to wedge yourself between my bed frame and mattress leaving me wondering where the fuck you went for like five horrible minutes.

But you’re still cute. I hate you.

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